(Source: bradzerker)

allosauropteryx:

OH MY GOD, TEACOCKS!  :O

(Source: zoevioletbenson)

collegehumor:

Girlfriend Doesn’t Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation

"Sorry I didn’t return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What’s your excuse for being a bitch?"

I think I’m something of a porcupine

(Source: sandandglass)

snowchildhero:

atomicblonde:

diabeticwitchbrother:

atomicblonde:

gracosaurus:

IM SO FUCKING SORRY

OH GOD

i t d o e s n ‘t h a v e t o  b e  a  h u m a n


YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE DAMMIT

oh no

snowchildhero:

atomicblonde:

diabeticwitchbrother:

atomicblonde:

gracosaurus:

IM SO FUCKING SORRY

OH GOD

i t d o e s n ‘t h a v e t o  b e  a  h u m a n

image

YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE DAMMIT

oh no

samssamulet:

the last one though lol

(Source: amroyounes)

pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:


Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”
- Emilia Clarke


I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE

pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:

Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”

- Emilia Clarke

I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE